STAY-HOME-FROM-SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT
1. 1 cup of cooked oatmeal
2.1/2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid,sour milk).e
3.2 chopped chesse sticks ( for chunkiness)
4.1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
5.1 can of split pea soup (for putric green colour)
6.1/4 cup of raisins ( to increase gross-osity)
7.mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minute
8.let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature.
use liberally as needed
makes 4 to 5 cups.
warning: this stup is so gross that it might really cause you to really throw up.in case you will really need to stay home from school...
1. 1 cup of cooked oatmeal
2.1/2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid,sour milk).e
3.2 chopped chesse sticks ( for chunkiness)
4.1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
5.1 can of split pea soup (for putric green colour)
6.1/4 cup of raisins ( to increase gross-osity)
7.mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minute
8.let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature.
use liberally as needed
makes 4 to 5 cups.
warning: this stup is so gross that it might really cause you to really throw up.in case you will really need to stay home from school...
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